Greetings, traveler, and welcome to The Blogcast, the only podcast broadcasted from the void to beyond on the journeys of Mr. Blogsworth Wellworks, otherwise known as ‘Blog.’
Who is this mysterious man? A gnomish warlock with a penchant for explosives and mischief, more commonly recognized as a former member of the adventuring party that caused the Eighth Cataclysm.
Now, for those of you from worlds unfamiliar with the form of universe Mr. Blog hails from, it is set in one fractal instance of what you would consider to be a game. ‘Dungeons and Dragons,’ to be precise – the popular tabletop RPG where monsters, magic, and mystery abound.
It is important to note that one does not need to know the ins and outs of dice rolls and damage cantrips, simply to appreciate a good narrative. Just come with open ears, and I guarantee you’ll be entertained.
Indeed, Blog’s world may be merely the chronicle of many hours of gameplay in another. However, that should not detract from its relevancy and intrigue. As I always say, everybody has a story to tell. And it’s my job, dear travelers, to uncover these tales that would be otherwise buried. Through our interviews with Mr. Blog, we will do just that – together we shall weave the scraps of his account into an understanding of his true story, as well as the fragmented insights into the experience of an existence that it provides.
So strap on whatever protective gear you possess, and prepare for a departure to the land of adventure, because we will be delving into the mysterious life and wacky escapades of the enigmatic warlock that has found himself caught in my domain.
I’m your host, ᚠᛅꖎ̲ᛅᛉ⍑, and this is not a blog, it’s a Blogcast.
Now, without further ado, ᛋΩЯRᛅπΔ⍑ and ᛋπᚢゝ⍑ᛅꖎ̲ ○ ᛋᛅ⅃⍑ᛅπꖎ̲Θミ̸, traveler – until the cosmos aligns again!
